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Sunlit poolside · white suit · aviators · wedding guests in background · blazing blue sky
British Magician · Weddings Across Spain

HIDE YOUR WATCHES.
THE MAGICIAN'S HERE.

Modern close-up magic for British & Irish weddings across Spain. I mingle with your guests during drinks and photos — laughter guaranteed, watches optional.

UK magician. Spain weddings. Very questionable behaviour around watches.

[200]+Spanish Weddings
[20]+Years Performing
5.0★Average Rating
[10,000]+Guests Amazed
The Gap In The Timeline

THE PHOTOS TAKE 90 MINUTES.
YOUR GUESTS SHOULDN'T NOTICE.

The ceremony ends. Everyone cries, claps, throws confetti. Then the two of you vanish for photographs — and your guests are left standing by a bar with a glass of cava, half of them strangers to the other half.

Some know each other. Most don't. The groom's golf mates eye up the bride's Irish cousins. Someone's nan finds a shady bit of shade. The energy that was sky-high thirty seconds ago starts to dip.

That's usually where the best man notices his watch has gone missing.

This is exactly the window I work in. No stage, no schedule clash with your photographer, no dead air. Just guests who came as strangers, leaving as a room that's already laughing together before you've even had your first dance.

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Guests at drinks reception, pool bar, bright Spanish sunshine, couple visible in background having photos taken
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Close-up of hands during a trick — watch, cards or coins mid-sleight, guest's laughing reaction in soft focus behind
Meet The Rogue

THIS IS WHERE
THE TROUBLE STARTS.

No stage. No microphone. No awkward "gather round, everyone" announcement. I just appear — mid-conversation, mid-cocktail — and things start going missing.

1

I move between your groups.Naturally, the way a nosy guest would — not the way an entertainer works a room.

2

Sleight of hand, close enough to feel.Cards, coins, watches, rings — all happening two feet from your guests' faces.

3

Pickpocket-style mischief.Guests realise something's missing before they realise how it happened.

4

A bit of mind reading, for good measure.Because watches alone would be too easy.

See For Yourself

WATCH YOUR GUESTS
LOSE THEIR MINDS.

Real reactions. Real weddings. No polite applause — actual disbelief.

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60–90 second highlight reel — reactions, close-ups, a Spanish wedding backdrop
Cocktail in hand Watch missing Cards on the table Sunglasses on Guests in stitches
Why It Works

YOUR GUESTS WILL THANK YOU.
YOUR BEST MAN WILL NOT.

This isn't a magic show. It's atmosphere — the kind that gets talked about at brunch the next morning.

01

Breaks The Ice

Guests start talking to people they've never met — because they've just watched them lose a watch together.

02

Fills The Gap

Perfect for the drinks reception and the 90 minutes you're off having photographs taken.

03

Gets People Moving

One group pulls another group over. Within minutes you've got a crowd that didn't exist ten minutes ago.

04

Creates Real Reactions

Not polite applause. Actual open-mouthed, "how did he just do that" disbelief.

05

Feels Spontaneous

No stage, no big announcement. Just something suddenly happening at the table next to you.

06

Easy For You

I arrive, I mingle, I take care of everything. One less thing on your wedding day to think about.

The Evidence

THE RAP SHEET.

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[20]+Years Performing
[10,000]+Guests Amazed
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The Plan

THE JOB.

Four steps. No small print, no faff.

01

Check Your Date

Send me your wedding date — I'll confirm straight away whether I'm free.

02

Tell Me Where In Spain

Costa del Sol, Mallorca, Ibiza, wherever — let me know the venue and I'll sort the rest.

03

I Turn Up

Sharp suit, sunglasses on, ready to work the room. No equipment fuss, no stage required.

04

Your Guests Start Losing Their Minds

You enjoy your day. I'll handle the chaos.

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Large image — white suit or open-collar shirt, aviators, confident smile, sunlit villa backdrop
The Suspect

THE SUSPECT.

English. Frequently spotted in Spain. Normally well dressed. Known to approach wedding guests and remove expensive watches without permission.

Relax — I normally give them back.

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  • Professional English close-up magician
  • [XX]+ years of experience performing live
  • Specialist in weddings — UK and Spain
  • Fully insured & DBS checked [confirm and edit if applicable]
Coverage

OPERATING ACROSS SPAIN.

Wherever you're saying "I do" in Spain, there's a good chance I can be there too.

Costa del Sol Marbella Málaga Costa Blanca Benidorm Mallorca Ibiza Barcelona Mojácar + elsewhere in Spain

Villa in Málaga?

Hotel in Benidorm?

Finca in Mallorca?

Beach wedding in Ibiza?

Send me the details — date, venue, rough guest numbers — and I'll personally check availability. If I can get there, we can make it happen.

Questions

THE SMALL PRINT.

Most commonly during the drinks reception, while you're away having photographs taken, and often continuing into the wedding breakfast or canapé hour. I'll work with your timeline to find the window where guests need the most entertaining.
Typically [1–2 hours], though this is flexible depending on your schedule and guest numbers. We'll agree the exact timing when you book.
No stage, no microphone, no dance floor required. I work directly among your guests in small groups — at tables, by the bar, wherever people are gathered.
Nothing beyond myself and a bit of room to move between groups. Everything I use fits in my pockets — which, given the theme, feels appropriate.
Only in the name of entertainment, and only ever with total discretion, good humour, and a full return policy. No one leaves a penny lighter — just a little more bewildered.
Never the aim. The whole style is warm, cheeky and inclusive rather than singling anyone out or putting people on the spot. Guests leave feeling like they were part of something fun — not the butt of a joke.
Absolutely — most Spanish weddings I work are outdoors, poolside or on a terrace, which suits close-up magic perfectly. I'm just as comfortable indoors if the weather turns.
Yes — Costa del Sol, Marbella, Málaga, Costa Blanca, Benidorm, Mallorca, Ibiza, Barcelona, Mojácar and beyond. Send me your venue and I'll confirm.
Yes — this is my specialism. I'm an English performer working almost exclusively with British and Irish couples marrying in Spain, so I understand exactly the kind of reception atmosphere you're after.
As early as possible, especially for peak season dates (May–September) which get booked up quickest. That said, always worth asking — availability sometimes opens up.
Every wedding's different — pricing depends on your date, location, guest numbers and how long you'd like me there. Send your details through the form below and I'll get back to you personally with an exact quote, usually within [24–48 hours]. No obligation, no hard sell.
Last Call

READY TO CAUSE
SOME TROUBLE?

Tell me when and where you're getting married. I'll personally check availability and get back to you.

Check My Date

No obligation. No hard sell. Just availability and details.

No obligation. No hard sell. Just availability and details.